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Os presento una miniguía de las cosillas que hay que ir diciendo por ahí si quieres que la gente te adore hasta el infinito y más allá.
«When we first showed the game engine at TGS, the staff were really proud and happy. PS3 was a dream machine, y’know, and we were going to work on this and that – and we had so many ideas. But when we actually started developing the game, we realized there were a lot of restrictions and so it turned out how you see it today. The original vision was to go ten steps further, the reality was just one step, which isn’t to say we didn’t progress.
Kojima, director frustrado de películas de acción de los 80, practicando el protocolo como sólo él sabe.
It’s a virus where you buy it and you play it with your friends and they’re like, «Oh my God that’s so cool, I’m gonna go buy it.» So you stop playing it after two months, but they buy it and they stop playing it after two months but they’ve showed it to someone else who then go out and buy it and so on. Everyone I know bought one and nobody turns it on. Obviously there’s a class of people who really love it and enjoy it and are getting into the games but I’m still waiting for that one game that makes me play it.
Mike Capps, presidente de Epic, enviando flores llenas de amor a Nintendo y su Wii.
Windows Vista: A work in progress. [Laughter, applause.] A very important piece of work, and I think we did a lot of things right, and I think we have a lot of things we need to learn from. Certainly, you never want to let five years go between releases. Can we just sort of kiss that stone and move on? Because it turns out many things become problematic when you have those long release cycles. The design point, what you should be targeting. We can’t ever let that happen again.
Steve Ballmer, bailarín oficial de Microsoft, jugándose su millonario sueldo a cambio de exhibir una sincera brutalidad.
Noto el dolor en ti. Tu resentimiento. Veo como te hundes. Soy el puto amo. Y lo sabes.
Mr Pink a Mr Black, después de meterle un 10-6 al Fifa 08.