Let's be honest. What do you want siepre man, has always loved and always want? Exactly arrimar chives.

And for what it is like riding. Offer flowers, chocolates, reschedule the game for his favorite girl, put on the internet which has 35 cm of mango, and even buy some trinket or jewel that swear eternal love.

This is not the case. This gift will not be going around the bush and goes straight to the point.

+ Do you want us to share 0'sy 1's all night?
+ You know that I move to full duplex?
+ How your homepage or mine?
+ Can I have your IP address?
+ Do you want to know how I measured the bandwidth?
+ Relax, I have safe sex, I have antivirus
+ Are you all open ports?
+ Go, so we're in these days of download ... not matter to me, huh?

... Does not mean that comes with pure intentions and castes.

As a precaution we advise that before you leave home instaleis firewall and proxy for whether the flies. And if you are foolish, with a good kick in the balls conseguireis time they see the BSOD (blue screen of death or blue screen for Spanish speakers).

But above all, and pay attention, never, never accept this gift of a dolphin. That, yes, yes, that beautiful, loving it, look like smiles and those who ruiditos ago. They are the worst. On the evidence I refer: