THOSE BIG TRUÑOS BURRUÑOS.
Enough of talking about good games. Today it comes to these major truños burruños, although as always this is personal opinions, and although not all are due to lack of space but those who are themselves, are games that when the truth help good games that are somewhat better. What would the absence of good games like these heinous shit with which to compare? Furthermore, let's face it, 
in advance and accept two facts:
1) The fact that SO MANY truños go to market, is a symbol of the health of it. In markets where there is no profit margins, very caring and you can take a hell of a lot of product because you sink. Unlike the thing works well when a market is filled crap, it is because the market is economically buoyant.
2) truños are fun to play, if only for a few laughs watching go fucking nonsense perpetrated by the developers.
In fact there will be a lot worse than these juegops, what happens is that all these I broke the heart because of the Hype.
Not enter into any kind of sentimentality, I am convinced that these titles bring back nuchos dreams, broken hopes and sleepless nights for many programmers who are not stopped or could not do things the way they wanted. The reasons are many, ranging from the lack of a budget for the project, the over-enthusiasm or until Deivid Perry was more concerned to get their shine ... cabriolet. Mirémoslo therefore only from the point of view as possible Ajare; humor, which is written with "Hache" as hortera, hoygan and ipopótamo.
Enter Meitrix:
Which is really nothing to say. Infumable control, some orthopedic animations, square wheels, IA stupid, cumbersome graphics, camera ... ingoverneibol across a pufo rule.
Kreed:
The Russian game that would change everything and I fundamentally changed the will to live. From what they said they would be: "A revolutionary FPS gameplay graphically nonlinear varied gameplay in which we are considering putting cooperative" (that is, as usual) as he was: "A linear repetitive FPS and boring beyond posibol "(that is, as usual), had too much distance.
Boiling Point.
The game that could have been precisely because they want everything and be everything, it was hardly anything.
I interviewed twice Deep Shadows and had access to several versions of the game throughout its development. The first beta that I had access to the targeted ways, the final version was to your heart and killed without mercy.
What else can you say about a game whose first patch, fixing the animals of the jungle (tigers, snakes ...) levitated to 3 meters of soil and corrected the size of the moon? Finally what I was was a game that today is half the drag on most computers on the market, with a greatly gameplay misalignment, a design petecander and nau ejare, with some very bad majos carried out but unfortunately falls perfectly into the defincición of truño.
DAIKATANA
Good. What to say. The creator of Hype deflation. Gasification of the game and made the smoke into a developer. Sports cars, envy, frogs murderous, wrong decisions, leaving the workforce, and aggressive marketing in the end, a pufo as a house.
BREED
Another coming unless white hope. The game was going to kick your ass a few games as it was delaying its release. First was to kick your ass Quake, Halo, and then finally in a graceful movement, got his ass patearse himself through a renidmiento horrible enemy AI and a subnormal absolutely destroying the gameplay completely. Moreover, it was more repetitive uqe garlic and was deflating graphically. The day I tried it after 5 years of waiting, release many blasphemies that the baby Jesus came to my house to let go two ostias.
IM GOING IN (PROJECT IGI)
Was said and talked about this game. Both spoke as the day went on sale as he was accustomed to people and to speak, began to speak of the mother of programmers. Promised órdago graphics, realistic and open environments and much secrecy. What they gave us was an artificial intelligence that inspired Shakira lead with his "Mad, blind, Sordomuda" and an extremely repetitive gameplay. So had the guts to make a second part.
Trespasser
Another development that ended the string of dawn. Too many expectations and poor planning. A breathtaking finish gráficoq ue hiccups but that any order of the time was able to handle the famous gum arms and the first time I saw a real physical game. Half-type gameplay far cry. Too innovative, but too ingovernable and foremost DEMASIADO TRUÑO BURRUÑO.
Tomb Raider: Angel Of Darkness
Zapatero to your shoes or the year it bottomed Lara as Amy Winehouse. Tired of repeating formula and attracted by the success of the Splinter Cell series, Eidos seeks to push a new Tomb Raider is knowing that they were killing the hen slowly and Angelina Jolie with their truños film also seemed to help much. To reinvent it control the camera and add elements of stealth. Fall with all equipment and study the very core programmer says goodbye to Lara, passing the baton to Crystal Dynamics is no longer absurd experiments and launch two games worthy of the best times of the series giving the fans what they want, tombs , profanity, guns and boobs.
And so we could continue to infinity and beyond, but I think it is worth today. Already many truños coup. Wait "soon" and win the second part of this festival of horrors. Or like no.
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I think that goes to the palm of entrer mierdrix. apart from all the failures mentioned above .. short balls ...
Major title of the article.
Only the end of the Project IGI (in hard petecán) has long been one of the gallons of my experience videojueguil. Just say that if you kill empezabas phase zero. And at the last gave him a cut through wax chorba cranky-spy.
... I'm sad ... and that old man.
Boiling Point is currently as silk, with just 1.5 GB of RAM. Flies on a computer today, and I am not talking about a high-end graphics. Of course I like someone invented the method for these games to load hard disk without a hitch or pege or slowdowns;). Let it go in the Gear of Wars or R6 Las Vegas;)
"Into a graceful movement, got his ass patearse himself"
Brutal xDDDD
God, the matrix ... do not pull a miracle out of the window ... at least we have a gift and was not purchased by my ...
All these will dedicate a beautiful truños
Excellent, all truñacos, the following pa on Oblivion, the Fable and Black and White (but not really expecting much from them, but that does not detract from the fact that the outcome is equally pillar)
Buff the matrix
square wheels and frustrating areas plataformeras
What I had was that jodia magazines still leave the game after him 7s and 8s, crazy ...
I feel fortunate to not having played any of those games. Well up, Enter the Matrix tried it, period.
Are we doing a show kind of games but Oscar truños something and then send them to developers? XD
the idea of wall mr.white me great xDD
So, we want that Peter Molyneux is a post like this. No. We demand so, and to sign a comment. Long live the black sheep
But what ... what the hell is wrong arm Trespasser that?
Why not kill the dinosaurs guantazos not it be easier to handle the gun with one hand?
The biggest for me was truñaco "Daikastaña" has no rival for its impact generenacional, other games ... they say could see it coming, but "Daikastaña beats what ever seen.
Greetings.
The IGI project was about to buy, where you were, I did not notice?
Furthermore, the aforementioned Black & White, had many bugs, which corrected as part of that was not promised anything for me is a good game, I have original (few can say the same thing).
The rest of the list sounds like I just enter the Matrix. And the list of bugs fixed boilling point and I think that was the point of view to make this page a few articles, no? I wonder if that would have the same aspirations that the stalker.
Great pink theme dear, I hope you will delve into the subject with a second and even third party, because if you do not ajare it will not be anyone!
PS:
Pa bad bad, but uglier than kill the father and mother fuck diria as Freud, is the "shadow of war: the Spanish Civil War." Just start it and it hurts, bitch! A shit! For programmers that Castro would have! desproposito level is so great that you fall outside the face of shame.
There is one game worse than Enter the Matrix, is called Matrix Online.
PREY
I just want to conclude by saying:
I think what the PM of "type show with oscar truñacos" but I think that you should wait at Duke Nukem Forever and ever since daikatana of what can be compared to the minutiae in ostia that you can give it, and already, but I will say your grandchildren when you play
appears as Enter the Matrix, we must also appoint the Path of Neo. chorongo of fat. I started twice and have not been able to finish it.
Otia I felt that chill in the rump to see written KREED
Project IGI because it could have been a good game, but I had some things
Is it just to play FPS?
your wing, as it can not be the Kane & Lynch in this list?
but not on the list .. I do remember playing the shit came out a few years ago q ROBOCROP http://es.youtube.com/watch?v=25ZoxZFp9Dk
piece of truñofuruño
I like Enter The Matrix ... almost more than the Path Of Neo, when I finished and saw the end ...
Path Of Neo, at least had a funny name ... PON
Well, guess why the PON is not on this list is that the ... Enter a short caught him down the whole club, while the PON get what you saw mounted on a horse with a sign hung around his neck that he "SOY shit. "
The surprise factor - melahanclavao-key is always in such matters.
Blak & White
No, Black & White game will be a hype, but it is not bad
The only one I played was Enter the Matrix (the only list that is not FPS).
When I finished the game felt like my innocence was broken into a thousand pieces. Was the day that I regretted not being the U.S. for not having a gun at home and going home from the developers to make a slaughter. Blood and viscera ...
Hence, I only played Tomb Raider above ... but I had to suffer because they had no other game. Pringadez to the maximum.
Best of all is that, in the video is, Lara falls, it hits the century fostión and read: "Lara Croft arrested for murder" ... ¡¡¡and pijo! Lara Croft has been trapping the brain to the ground xD
Hence the only thing I played was Tomb Raider andalusia ... but I had to play well over time because it had no other game. Pringadez to the maximum.
The best, and that goes in the video, it is that there is a bad break, Lara was beaten fostión the father and the screen reads: "Lara Croft arrested for murder." ¡¡¡A pijo! Lara Croft has measured bad jump and was bursting brains on the floor xD
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